1. amynchan:

    otterandterrier:

    thefellowshipofthedragonmark:

    coyotelaughingsoftly:

    vondrakenhof:

    Let’s talk about the battle in the Department of Mysteries for a sec. So after the group gets split up, Harry, Hermione and Neville go one way and Ron, Ginny and Luna the other. The next time we see the latter group Ginny’s ankle is busted and Ron’s brain is addled. Luna says that the Death Eaters blew up a planet in the planetarium and hit Ron with some sort of hex.

    Let’s take a moment to examine that. If the curse that hit the planet had hit any of the kids, they’d be dead. So the Death Eater probably missed, hit the planet ahead of them, injuring Ginny. But here’s the important part: the one who actually gets hit by the hex? Ron.

    Why is this important? Because Ron is consistently described throughout the series as tall. Like, every time Harry sees him after the beginning of summer he’s described as having shot up. Again. On the other hand Ginny is described as “the small one” by Bellatrix Lestrange. But Ron is behind her. I don’t know if you know this but tall people can run really fast. I am not particularly fit but I am tall. And I can pour on the speed when my adrenaline’s up, which I have no doubt was the case for everyone in the Department of Mysteries. But he’s behind her.

    Because he did that deliberately. He kept his body between the Death Eaters and the girls. He shielded them from their spells. Because those he cares about are more important to him than his own life.

    I don’t know, I just think about this a lot.

    Ron is a strategist, and has already shown a willingness to take the hit for the team and be left behind. In any group, I think that’s just his default position; take the hit, buy more time for others to escape. He’s well aware that realistically, someone is going to be hurt. In this case, Luna is creative and smart enough to come up with something out of left field to throw the enemy off. Ginny is small, but she’s an athletic powerhouse who can throw strong hexes. If it comes down to a crunch, Ron knows that the two of them can fight their way out, and he can increase their odds by at least holding off the wave behind them.

    Honestly, this is such an important point.

    Consistently throughout the series, Ron can be seen being taken out of the action somehow. AND IT IS NEVER BECAUSE HE IS WEAK.

    Rather, it’s because Ron is a STRATEGIST, who CARES.

    In Philosopher’s Stone, for example. Ron allows himself to be “taken” by the queen, because he knows that he is standing with the Boy-Who-Lived and the Brightest-Witch-Of-Her-Age and Voldy must be stopped and it’s SIMPLE to him. Ron is a strategist, like has been said. It’s a strategic decision - who cares if it puts himself in harm’s way?

    In Prisoner of Azkaban, Ron and Harry are faced with the Grim, and what does Ron do? He pushes Harry out of Sirius’ path, in the process allowing the dog to latch onto his outstretched arm and pull him away, breaking his leg as they enter the Willow. This decision is simple too - it’s because Harry Potter means the world to Ron Weasley, and Ron would not hesitate for a moment in putting himself between Harry and danger.

    RON IS A STRATEGIST, AND RON CARES.

    And when it comes down to it, he never hesitates.

    And don’t forget DH:

    “Wait,” said Bellatrix sharply.  "All except… except for the Mudblood.“
    Greyback gave a grunt of pleasure.
    “No!” shouted Ron. “You can have me, keep me!”

    “Right,” said Ron, squaring his shoulders. “So you can’t go, that’s
    what he wants, what he’s expecting. You stay here and look after
    Hermione, and I’ll go and get it —”

    Where do people who claim Ron is a coward who hides behind his friends get their bullshit from?

    …the people who only watched the movies and didn’t read the books…  ;-;

    Reblogged from: dontbeanassbutt
  2. sailorbrazil:

    i personally think its pretty crazy that karl marx actually knew what was gonna happen to us back in 1850 like this guy comes out of nowhere at what the fuck o'clock and goes, capitalism is going to creep into every single crevice of your lives there will be nothing left and all creativity and integrity will be taken away like. he just said that    and it was correct

    Reblogged from: writeroost
  3. timetravelonion:

    twinkby:

    normalising gay relationships and combatting the homophobia and violence gay people face for being in relationships is way more important than normalising straights being friends lol

    If men cant be close friends with other men because they’re afraid people will think they’re gay, the problem is homophobia

    Reblogged from: writeroost
  4. roxilalonde:

    like! people always reference pride & prejudice as the archetypal “normal girl falls for mysterious brooding antihero” story but they overlook the part where lizzy drags darcy so fucking hard he leaves town and then apologizes for talking to her the next time they meet even though they’re at his literal house

    Reblogged from: dearestloveliestelizabeth
  5. hedwig-dordt:

    therosielord:

    Power move: calling all books written by men about male characters “Men’s fiction”

    Intermediate level: call dumb action movies ‘dick flicks’

    Reblogged from: writeroost
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  7. punkbonnibel:

    I have one brain cell and it bounces around in my skull like a windows screen saver

    Reblogged from: halfagony-halfhope
  8. glorianas:

    the hag in folklore actually is symbolic of men being afraid that when women get older we’ll realize how shit they really are and eat them which is fair and they should be

    Reblogged from: stability
  9. taco-bell-rey:

    Porn blogs still posting porn until December 17th is the equivalent of the band playing while the Titanic was sinking.

    Reblogged from: dontbeanassbutt
  10. vivienvalentino:

    the same people who scream “I’m leaving, this is the final straw” every time staff fucks up are here five minutes later shitposting spongebob memes. let’s be real you were here through the porn bots apocalypse, you gonna be here through the titty prohibition. 

    Reblogged from: daenerys-stormborn
  11. baece:

    beetledrink:

    beetledrink:

    oh good to know the tumblr staff team has gone completely insane

    sir im gonna need to see your male nipple license

    sir that is my emotional support female nipple

    Reblogged from: dontbeanassbutt
  12. butts-bouncing-on-the-beltway:

    redmagus77:

    kaylapocalypse:

    thatadult:

    The Stanford prison experiment tapes were so stupid when I watched them in AP psych and so stupid when I watch this film about them. Literally they could’ve all sat and played cards and got $15 a day to tell ghost stories all day and be best friends. But masculinity and whiteness and power created this violent irrationality that positioned young ass men to be met with brutality and trauma and disrespect even when it was obviously taken too far. and it makes no sense. If someone put me in a room with Black girls and said I would get paid $90 a day (that’s the equivalent apparently) to be a prison guard, do you know how fast I’d be sitting with them and learning about them and exchanging Instagrams and like.. sleeping.. like what the fuck was the point of any of that…

    My psych teacher introduced us to this study and literally before she showed us was like “don’t ever confuse a study based on one type of person (white men/boys) to be an example of an Everyman situation. There is strong evidence that if this was recreated with diversity, or even just with girls, that the results would have been drastically different. This is an example of bias and sexism in the medical research community.”

    “Other, more subtle factors also shaped the experiment. It’s often said that the study participants were ordinary guys—and they were, indeed, determined to be “normal” and healthy by a battery of tests. But they were also a self-selected group who responded to a newspaper advertisement seeking volunteers for “a psychological study of prison life.” In a 2007 study, the psychologists Thomas Carnahan and Sam McFarland asked whether that wording itself may have stacked the odds. They recreated the original ad, and then ran a separate ad omitting the phrase “prison life.” They found that the people who responded to the two ads scored differently on a set of psychological tests. Those who thought that they would be participating in a prison study had significantly higher levels of aggressiveness, authoritarianism, Machiavellianism, narcissism, and social dominance, and they scored lower on measures of empathy and altruism.”

    http://www.newyorker.com/science/maria-konnikova/the-real-lesson-of-the-stanford-prison-experiment

    The thing about this study is that whether or not it’s generalizable to the public is debatable at best.

    But it’s certainly generalizable to the population of people who tend to be drawn to prison system and law enforcement jobs because that’s exactly the demographics that tend to show up in those positions.

    Reblogged from: dontbeanassbutt
  13. judelaw:

    I love how their post says “A better, more positive Tumblr” as if female nipples are what’s ruining the experience on this website and not bullies, racists, homophobes and actual nazis

    Reblogged from: petratodd
  14. petratodd:

    musicalhell:

    bisexualflyboy:

    yaskweenly:

    The Mirror of Erised

    okay this is objectively fucking hilarious like I know it’s real but it seems like something out of a parody. I’m supposed to look at this and seriously believe that jude law is lusting after that? that his heart’s most desperate desire is that raw chicken breast with hair? I’m meant to see jude law pining after that absolute saltine of a man and not laugh??

    Hot Dumbledore, you can do so much better.

    can some talented soul manip Colin Farrell into the gif and saltine man out of it?

    Reblogged from: petratodd
  15. ironmanstan:

    ironmanstan:

    ironmanstan:

    tony: im in target do you need anything

    peter: oh just pjs i guess

    tony: okay

    -

    peter, staring at airplane ownership papers in his hands: pjs as in pajamas, mr stark, not private jets, what the fuck,

    peter: they just cancelled my favorite show!

    tony: which one lol

    -

    peter: oh nvm theyre filming the new season!

    peter, after reading that tony paid nbc & the actors to keep the show going: MR. STARK WHAT THE FUCK

    peter, unassuming child: id die for dominos rn

    tony: *makes a phonecall*

    peter, immediately recalling the two jets he doesnt even know what to do with or where to fucking keep or how to not get killed by aunt may because of them: ONE PIZZA. ONE. NOT THE WHOLE ENTIRE FRANCHISE OR I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD,

    tony, looking guilty: *hangs up*

    Reblogged from: durnesque-esque
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